I swear to God if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police.
"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
*makes raptor noises*
Posted 4 months ago
i’m not even confused about my sexuality i just don’t really give a shit
i told my mom that god has killed babies in the bible and she didn’t believe me so i searched it up and to my surprise
there’s a list???
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
in conclusion god is an asshole
okay well I mean ten murders is still bad though so
god gambles with your souls pass it on
This week on “I Didn’t Know I Was a Satanist”
THREE DAYS AGO Y’ALL WERE CALLING JOHN GREEN THE DEN MOTHER OF TUMBLR AND NOW YOU’RE GETTING MAD BECAUSE HE GOT EXCITED ABOUT HIS OWN DAMN BOOK BECOMING A MOVIE AND HAVING SOMETHING RELATIVELY PROGRESSIVE IN IT THIS MAN HAS DONE SO GODDAMN MUCH FOR SO MANY CAUSES AND HE’S PUT OUT LOVE AND GOOD MESSAGES TO SO MANY PEOPLE AND NOW YOU GUYS ARE SPITTING HIS WAY BECAUSE HE HAD CONFIDENCE AND SELF LOVE I HAVE NEVER HATED TUMBLR THE WAY I DO RIGHT NOW
Stop saying that “sex is a basic human need”.
what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period?
like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons